pbbbt on the topic of fb releases, there was a message from a trans guy about the pocket port I was answering, got too involved in, got lightheaded or something and had to make a google doc for, and then never ended up completing, and I am legit sorry on that
you know what
I am going to bed but I also just pulled up google docs in another tab, that was a very important ask with a very important answer, and it DESERVES to be out there goddammit.
no. fuck it. fuck it!!
“I am defs not gonna buy any more toys anytime soon, I am fine“ nah fuck that, I threw out my non-silicone plug when I was moving and just bringing the minimum amount of shit with me, and now I don’t got the necessary energy or drive to get out a full-on thrusting toy
that cock is a beaut and that mini size looks like it would make for a replacement plug fit for a goddamn king. me. I am that guy. prince? cok berserker?? I don’t give one single fuck this size queen is gonna do the unthinkable and get the mini size of something for once and I’d like to see one of you motherfuckers stop me.
Meet the Cryolophosaurus, or ‘Cryo’ for short! This bumpy beast is meant
to be a cool cousin to our existing model, the Tyrant! While the two
have much in common, the Cryo offers his own series of unique and fun
characteristics! A sleek, rounded head leads down to thick, fleshy
ripples and a double-raised upper shaft, followed by
tantalizingly-textured belly scales and a plump, tri-raised knot. His
base offers a series of ridges for external play, and lovingly rendered
scale-and-feather details! Get him in a purple-and-black Dark Natural,
Polar Natural or his own Specialty coloration – Ice Age! The
Cryolophosaurus was designed by Theropod and Video with character art
provided by RevaDieHard!—
You know what they say about ‘early birds’ 😉 If you’re not ready to fight tooth-and-claw for Frisky Friday deals, then you’re in luck! Bring home this new Beast before the holiday rush, he’s available early at a discounted Frisky Friday price with no coupon needed! And visit our in-stock and aberrant page for some ready-made beauties. Those of you looking to snag a deal on Frisky Friday, check back in before the holiday hits. We’ll have a run-down of discounts, specialty colors, limited items and of course, the rules, well before the sale begins!
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！NSFW ATTENTION！
working on a nsfw overlord&tarn fanbook with @elapuse and @coldwave-e and many of our friends
I was in charge of the storyboard part and my friend Elapuse is the one who finally arrange my horrible sketch，who line them clearly and who make the whole comic as a great fanbook 😉 and this sexy script was wrote by coldwave 🙂
finding out someone has a horse dildo, and they gave it the same name as a real horse you used to know #ReallySpecificUpsettingThings
?????
How do you even buy a used toy. Do I just have to stalk around tags and toy forums until the right size/model comes up?? this is stupid. they should come to ME.
everything is so stressful, why
all I want to do is play some videogames and get fucked in the ass until I pass out is this really so much
this very special dildo is called… THE SPLORCH
HAPPY EGG DAY!!
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