there’s a lot of different types of people on the internet with a lot of different kinds of experiences, but if there’s one thing that can bring any two people together in an instant, it’s talking about the times they saw a guy shoving things up his ass that he really shouldn’t’ve

I just saw a picture of a dude with a purple eggbeater up his ass and am fUCKING CRYIGN H E L P

I was like “what’s the big deal“ but then I remembered about mechanical eggbeaters, and then also I remembered this would probably be the business end

that’s

in my early times scoping out sites where people uploaded their own videos, I found a video of a guy lowering himself onto an electric citrus juicer and I have never forgotten that scene to this very day

goddamn it would be useful if you could just mark individual posts to be unsearchable instead of your entire blog

like yeah if you want to post about a character w/o the post being seen in a search you can just break the name up, but can you really see someone typing stuff like “f!xit” and have the same amount of respect for them afterwards? I think I just lost respect for myself.

“no, excuse me how dare you say 90% of tf porn is gross and fetishistic of men with vaginas, sir that statement is actually VERY offensive to all the non-trans-men

getting off on this

who don’t have to deal with the irl consequences of fetishization, PLUS we draw them with both?? that means it doesn’t count??????? how D A R E”

*explicitly draws the male characters without dicks at least 80% of the time also tho* oh I see

man I feel like there’d be ethical issues with vos fuckin’ anybody, I can’t see him as not-mostly-a-cat

I also can’t picture his business as not covered in/full of a hundred little needles and spikes but that’s beside the point

I keep accidentally wrecking my attempts at sexy comics by derailing everything with punchlines so no actual getting-off happens

I was trying to figure out if there’s at least some kind of niche for this, and then I realized I just reinvented the worst version of oglaf but with robots

Last issue’s Tarn was such a disappointment, where was his sense of family values

Now that everyone’s back, the whole team needs to go and dingdang remind him what family means. All of them. At the same time. Forcefully.