I just realized that all anybody needed to do before dehumanizing me was ask semi-nicely and agree to a couple ground rules and I woulda been 110% on board with it, so now I feel angry, dehumanized, AND cheated.

THANKS, OBAMA.

anyway, based on those goddamn rictus-grins in mtmte #34, I decided that all of kaon’s sex faces are just the worst ahegao-tier bullshit. position doesn’t matter.

does he not know what he looks like? no, he goddamn well does. everybody finds it super off-putting but he aggressively refuses to not do it, he’s a goddamn electric wheelchair he doesn’t give a fuck. everyone can just deal.

so I haven’t had guilt-free time to do things for me lately, but tonight I said “NO, FUCKIT” and made a p decent sketch for a thing I’ve been wanting to do for at least a week now?

the purpose of this post is to let everyone know that I’ve felt like I’m in an art slump the past how many months, but actually it turns out that when I’m following my heart and not immobilized by obsessing over every detail, my sketches are on fucking point and also I’m handsome and the best.

oh. oh lord.

how many people following me 1. have drawn porn, 2. are maybe into some alternative stuff, 3. have ever done sketches when you’re all bonered up and 4. have come back to said sketches after getting off/while you were otherwise not in a remotely arousable place

boy I know these must have been pretty hot to me when I drew ‘em, but BOY am I not feeling like that now

angiespeggy:

list of trash aus i need immediately

  • “hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher” au
  • “we both play this stupid game online and you keep beating me every single goddamn time so i called you out and you are pretty cute but can you not” au
  • “im a bartender and you just came in here without shoes sat down and ordered a chocolate volcano and idk what the fuck that is and im scared to ask” au
  • “we are neighbours and every night at 3:14 am you start yodeling for no fucking reason??? why???? is that you yodeling??? its been 2 months???” au
  • “im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???” au
  • “i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???” au
  • “we work out at the same gym and you always look super legit but i know you sing hannah montana in the shower and you know i know” au
  • “im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit"au
  • “its 4 am and im drunk as fuck in a mcdonalds and you have been watching my trying to eat this burger for 30 minutes” au
  • “i was playing beer pong with a coin and i accidentally threw it right into your eye at a party” au