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Can you really fit a full dick-sized object in your butt? How easy is it?

I CAN INDEED. I didn’t respond before because I wasn’t sure how to start off a reply to such an upfront question, but I admire your openness

“How easy is it” is kind of a relative question. I’m assuming you mean how easy is it for me personally? Relatively easy. But also this is something I’ve been into for a pretty long time, so having a general idea of what I’m doing/what my limits are/how my body works and responds to things makes things go a lot more smoothly. Things also got massively easier once I got stuff that was actually at all flexible and meant for the human body but hey uh, life is about learning 

…also I mean honestly I should probably be spending at least a couple more minutes on prep, and I might consider it a little more difficult if I had to take the time out to do that every single time. I’ve got the relative advantage of being p into pain most of the time though (which doesn’t even last too long in my case), so a lot of times I get impatient and just do the minimum I have to to make it physically feasible 

How many exotic sex toys do you own?

Two: fb’s tyrant (small/firm) and bd’s xenogon (medium/medium[?]). I’ve wanted to take a pic of them side-by-side, but I feel like that’s gonna have to wait a bit.

TMI AF but basically–

–I was looking at both models as my first fancy non-jerryrigged toy (they have similar enough dimensions) and decided to go for the tyrant because of price. But, as it turns out, if you never tried shit with knots, it really doesn’t help if they’re solid as goddamn rocks. No amount of self-ID’d size queendom can help me with that. I was so goddamn mad. Humiliated, even. I was defeated.

I found the xeno on sale and was like “fuck it. I have a job again. fuck it” and basically the xeno is an A+ BOY HOWDY LOOKIT THAT toy. PLUS, with the xeno, time, and a healthy amount of belief in myself, the tyrant is actually usable. I mostly prefer the xeno, but I don’t want anybody to feel left out. 

Anyway, the moral of the story is that I have now established my domain over both of them and we are a family now.

Obviously these shits aren’t built for super casual use, and one of those studded robodicks would be basically the perfect finishing piece to my collection.

Do you like the idea of Transformers lactating?

Like in a sexual way? Not really. Especially b/c I’d assume it was implictly linked to mechpreg and I’m not super big on that either

UNLESS you are asking me if there is any context at all where it gives me positive feelings, in which case 1.) part of me kind of loves everything about finding fanart with a robit lying down on their side and baby robots piled up at a row of energon teats. I can’t really describe that feeling. All I know is I’ve seen this more than once

and also 2.) there are so many awkward situations that could happen with robolactation, and basically any bodily function that can be played for awkward, uncomfortable laughs is what I’m all about because deep down I’m still goddamn 14

I like this trend of asking me about robot fetishes, this is a good trend

I’m tickled pink at the suggestion. You can make that your title. I’m thinking about #myimpact on the world of Transformers fetish blogging. I read an enema fic years ago and the thought of my fav getting one is cute to me.

I changed the header image. I feel like this was the absolute most perfect word art, thank you.

You got me thinking. Between the time I started up my nsfw art blog and the time when that job-related artblock got me out of the game, it seemed like there were a lot less nsfw TF artists. Maybe new blood accounts for how the scales have been tipping junkwise, don’t care, not relevant here. The thing is, less people meant I was a mediocre-sized fish in a small-to-average pond, so the idea of doing the bizarre fetish shit of my dreams made me way more self-conscious. But now that doing nsfw transformer shit is a lot less notable, I feel like I wouldn’t be nearly as scared.

Like I said before, doing kink stuff like that that I’ve always wanted to see/do but never had would be fucking amazing. And that is the PERFECT place to start. I said I’ve been into that kink for a while, but I can’t even remember the last time I saw it being done great in any fandom/nonfandom context. And I have ideas. Especially now that there are robots. BOY do I have ideas.

…What if I make that my Thing? Not just that kind of stuff, just ALL of the  really bizarre self-indulgent fetish shit I can think of. Everything I’ve ever dreamed of. Just a reflection of every single unsettling hentai you’ve ever seen posted as a “jesus someone got off on this”, but now there’s robots, because all self-restraint in subjectmatter has been thrown out the damn window. 

Wow ok that got real lofty real quick, but I’m excited. I know it’s not on the same par as the hypothetical unnamed things up there, but another thing I want to start out with is medical stuff. Do you like medical stuff? God do I like medical stuff. Know what the thing with that is? Nobody takes it way-too-far enough. Damn. I’ve got ideas though.

I wish you all the luck in your personal quest. I doubt you’ll come off anon, but I hope we can be partners in spirit on our respective adventures.

Feel free to share any ideas with me on this blog or my art one, I don’t have a great track record of following through with every single idea, but I feel like you’re a kindered spirit of fetishes.

I hope everyone’s ready for eggs being laid in butts, because I know I am

Is that the same person who claimed it was transmisogyny to use the words prissy and woobie? They’re not even transfeminine. Talk about reaching for the stars.

I… I didn’t read those posts but that sounds like them? The person who also says it’s transmisogynist to read SS as anything but a trans woman robot, and when talking about Arcee’s unfortunately obligatory action-lady-in-a-boy-show “not like other girl” moments, somehow decided that wasn’t internalized misogyny, but was “transmasculine” instead…? Because they also mentioned SS and transmisogyny, and I guess they wanted to force some kinda badguy in there whether or not that was weird and transphobic and misgendering on a coupla levels.

Like as far as I’ve seen, they’re in that one circlejerky group of nb people in the fandom who shit on trans men/say pronounswapping he/him tfs isn’t misgendering and justify it by the same “trans women have it worse, shut the fuck up ARE YOU SOME KIND OF TRANSMISOGYNIST,” like holy shit what even. I’ve found more than one pocket of nb people who act like that, and my agender brojunx who’s more out and about in the trans community says he’s found LOTS like that, and I… don’t get it? Trans dudes aren’t perfect, I don’t speak for trans women, PLEASE call me out if I’m out of line, but.. there’s something so, so skeevy about a group whose support for the most marginalized part of the LGBT+ community seems to begin and end at telling other marginalized people that they don’t have it as bad? Like holy creepy appropriation for the purpose of obvious silencing and abuse tactics, Batman. 

Not implying that the majority of nonbinary people are anything like that at all, I love the shit outta youse guys. Or that bringing up trans women’s struggles isn’t important because, no, it DEFINITELY is, it’s just… really skeevy when they’re being brought up just to shoot someone else down for completely unrelated reasons. IDK. I just feel like transmisogyny is a SUPER SERIOUS ACCUSATION that ABSOLUTELY needs to be taken very seriously when it’s brought up, but… “stop telling me it’s triggering to people from all across the trans spectrum to purposefully misgender characters, you can’t misgender men, I can’t believe I’m being attacked by yet another transmisogynist transman plot to take over the tf fandom” SEEMS SUPER DUPER HARD TO JUSTIFY.

I used to think that anal was only great for cis guys (this was before Tumblr so it was just guys) but I recently starting testing the waters after having a discussion about robot anal. Transformers changed me.

I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that prostate stimulation is something that’s way less focused on in irl anal than in fics written about cis guys that weren’t written by cis guys

and you know what

I got this message four times in a row

as someone who is a guy who is not cis

let me just say 

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I meant would you like more explicit anal in Transformers fan fiction? I like that, like, anal fingering requires lube and preparation. I used to be in fandoms with m/m and anal and the fan art had toys and stuff meant for butt use.

I would, unless that fic makes it clear there’s more than one hole (if we’re talking m/m) and then that turns the opposite way real quick. But Butt stuff is basically my FAVORITE stuff, and robots are basically my FAVORITE and HOTTEST thing, so OBVIOUSLY this is a match made in the best of all heavens.

I was fine interpreting ambiguously-coded self-lubricating valves as that, but yeah, honestly I think that every part of the prepwork that goes into that stuff is hot. The extra steps build up the scene and what’s happening, describing lube being applied on things is hot, describing lube being applied in things in any various way is real hot, I feel like both of those do an amazing job of building up the payoff of the bit where they get to the penetration, even if it only ever gets up to fingers. Describing the fingering is almost always super hot whether it’s from the perspective of the party doing the fingering or being on the receiving end of it.

…I do give fics the benefit of the doubt when they go straight for the butt without any of that and no adverse results are mentioned, but I also do like how things are when it specifically describes little to no prep, anything from brief discomfort to full-out pain and, goddammit, I’m an increasingly sadistic masochist and the fact that stuff like that can be done so easily is the fucking best. Arrest me. I know it’s not everyone’s bag, but in my personal experience the way things (w/o good prepwork) literally can start off as “oh god the pain is unbearable I fucked up” then transition to being a mind-blowing full-body thing just a little bit later is my ABSOLUTE JAM.

Also jesus I have a big kink for toys in that context. That seems like it should be way too generic to be a kink but that just ramps things up a lot, especially when it’s not just a solo thing. There’s something about the very deliberate degree of separation between the two (or more) parties, where one (or more) isn’t even doing it for their own immediate physical pleasure. But I feel like I’m getting off track.

I like butts. I like robot buttholes. I read some super old fics where they’re explained as exhaust ports or something and given a little description and actual reason to be there that kinda fleshed the whole deal out, I liked it. 

Asses aren’t even always the nicest and safest places to ram yourself into, but they didn’t really shy away from kind of showing it in the same raw, sloppy, visceral way you get when you watch a low-res video of two hairy truck-driver-looking motherfuckers going at it in a dirty motel on an amateur porn site. 

I… I don’t know if you do. I do. I feel like I should have stopped already.

I uh, I apologize for taking the first ask and making it a half-related essay, I’ve been a little bit defensive. Thank you for encouraging me to write an entire, too-long post about buttfuckin’.