shrikestrike replied to your post “Do you like the idea of Transformers lactating?”
where are overlord’s gun teats
they will be in my heart and mind forever until the day I die
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baiku replied to your post: [explicitly tags thing as not a valve]…
some shits just can’t handle the truth
they reblogged it right from the blog or tags too so it’s like [you_didn’t_try_at_all.jpg]
but the way more important and way less related thing is I keep remembering that every once in a while I’ll think “man if people are so jazzed about putting exact human anatomy on robits why don’t I give one a human butthole” and every single time I start picturing it halfway through the thought and it is always both the single most horrifying and hilarious thing at the same time
I was thinking about this on campus and I just need people to think about it. I need EVERYONE to think about it.
baiku replied to your post: baiku replied to your post “I’m tickle…
My arachnicon headcanon is that they lay eggs in dicks and it escalates from there and I’m not pretty sure if anyone wants to hear more. But you totally should share your HCs
I don’t immediately remember hearing any dick-ovi recently or ever, you should go for it. I want to know about every single friend’s fetishes. The brakes have officially come off the kinktrain.
baiku replied to your post “I’m tickled pink at the suggestion. You can make that your title. I’m…”
please add eggs being laid OUT of butts too. I actually have a fic wip where there’s eggs coming from three places and it’s wild.
BLESS.
I actually do have an egglaying wip that’s kinda-close to being finished but, jesus, ok, my entire problem is I’m an ocd perfectionist and that has gotten WAY out of hand the last year and a half or so. I’m hoping this new lease on out-of-control fetishes can be the kick I need to stop giving a shit.
Honestly, how else am I going to share my totally, TOTALLY justified explanation of tfp insecticon reproduction. With airachnid. And robospider pheromones. And eggs. In butts. It’s science. I’m an engineer.
smellslikebiskits replied to your post: victoriouscrush replied to your post: …
probs Airachnid
…that actually sounds like the most canon possible answer, I think you win
victoriouscrush replied to your post: it kinda nags at me how people’ve supe…
“that motherfucker could have a dickguillotine and a row of taxidermied robot dicks on their mantle, you don’t know” I am just going to treasure this phrase ok let me hold it to my breast where I promise I have not installed ancillary guillotines
everyone please give your votes on who’s most likely to have a mantle full of preserved severed metal dicks, I need to know
opferziege replied to your post: I never have boner dreams, but now I’v…
:^)
what is that for, did you plan this
opferziege replied to your post: aus that take your morally reprehensib…
all im thinking is cyclonus tailgate but school au and im screaming inside
no, more like
abusive-at-absolute-best pairing in the regular universe goes into an au where it’s still abusive at the absolute best but now it’s romanticized
a-yo-river replied to your post “I found this fic where cybertronians lay eggs in little secret nests,…”
pls omg which fic is it
it’s knockout helping breakdown lay a fuckton of car eggs in secret so they don’t get fucking eaten
how many families are you going to tear apart, starscream
how many
baiku replied to your post “Starscream, especially movie Starscream, laying eggs is Thing that I like so.”
Starscream had a baby factory on the moon. Really. Fallen was sitting there among the eggs and Screamer took care of them and Soundwave was orbiting earth. I think Fallen taught SW and SS how to do it Primestyle and they made ALL THE BABIES
I can’t believe it
fucking incredible
I guess since I didn’t actually pass out I assumed I would have remembered something like “baby factory on saturn’s moon” happening, but here we are
Posthole 