Tag: tmi

I got a bunch of plush fabric, and I’m finally gonna try and make a stuffed version of my robot waifu. I’ve had this weird guilt hanging over me about the whole thing, and today I finally figured out that it’s because I am not 100% sure I am not gonna end up trying to fuck it

This is it. This is where we are now, and I just have to accept that if I’m going to be able to move on.

I swear to god, this new dick really is gorgeous. I thought it was nice when I got it, but it’s like I notice more color and more little details in the pour every time I use it.

These colors are just so good and pop so well, I gotta figure out some other setting to photograph it in that’d show it off better than that dang black shelf

Tried the new dick out yesterday (with a couple others) and I ended up going too rough and then also somehow strained every muscle around my upper thighs? How. What the fuck is this. Am I eighty-fucking-five years old, can’t fuck my own self in the god-damn ass without somehow messing up my legs for the next two days. Can’t bend down or stand up without remembering my legs are super toned except for the weakass muscles that do those 2 important things, what the fuck is this

Here he is!! I ended up taking a lot of photos of my new frisky-beast​ toy because damn did he come out pretty. It’s a small cybersaur in medium firmness, plus the “overload“ option.

I
haven’t gotten to try it out yet, but I’ve been excited about this
model since I saw it as a user-submitted model on the forums. I love it. Robot dick, ridges, and god-damn studs on top of that! Beautiful.

There was a bit of a mix-up that led to a longer-than-average wait on this one, but their customer service was lovely through the whole thing, and they even shipped him with this surprise blue brood egg because of it. The only question left is what relationship that blue egg is to him, but maybe some things are best left alone. 

I did a little lineup of the collection so far, I think this one rounds it all out beautifully. Thanks FB!!

fun fact: pretty much any time I’m getting drunk with friends (aside from my precious, pure, pretty-much-family roommate) I start thinking “haha wouldn’t it be wild if this friend started coming on to me, wouldn’t it be hilarious if this goshdarn alcohol loosened everybody’s inhibitions to the point where my friend and her boyfriend and I end up in a weird drunk threesome, haha GOSH that would be so crazy if our bad movie party devolved into casual sex DON’T YOU GUYS THINK SO.“

god fuckin dam I wish so hard that I didn’t have one enormous, surefire trigger relating to sex stuff that people don’t actually care enough to work around, I wish I could just fuck somebody without needing to give them some kind of fucking educational seminar about a whole slew of bullshit

maybe I’ll take another crack at fetlife, fuck this, I don’t even care anymore