Tag: tmi

I wanna fuckin yell. there are a lot of times when my libido absolutely vanishes without a trace for unknown periods of time, and then there’s times like THIS

I can’t be convincingly sympathetic enough to my bff about his lost cat if I can’t stop thinking about fucking

I’d broadcast that I’m dtf w/ basically anyone I’ve interacted with more than a couple times on this website, but what’s the point if nobody’s even near me in the first place, I am going to THROW SOMETHING

so I was hanging out with this friend who was all babbling about her latest personal robotics project, and after a bit I was like “wait, hot dam, I definitely know enough about programming and mechanical systems to rig me up some kind of responsive fuckbot.“ 

so then for 5-10 minutes of the conversation, I sat there thinking about how I’d design it, the mechanics of the thing, what kind of feedback it could use, etc, until I realized most people just get humans to do this kind of stuff for them

???

top feelings are so foreign to me I literally don’t know what thoughts/materials to get myself off on like this

did I put more than 3 minutes into trying to mentally rework myself to do this? no. that’s work.

what’s the biggest dingle u can fit in ur butt

if we’re going circumference-at-any-point, I’d say the medium xenogon. 

if we’re going length alone, I got a new average-width thing a while ago that I got in like 10 inches. I didn’t think that was gonna happen and I remember mentally giving myself a thumbs-up

I’m gonna assume I couldn’t get anything xenogon-grade in that far, but I guess anything’s possible if you have heart and believe in yourself

so when you get the overlord dick in the mail, after every use, will you or won’t you tenderly kiss your gigatron figure

I told two entire people about what color instructions I settled for giving FB, this is not a very anonymous anon

But anyway, I was thinking of not acknowledging him and/or silently draping a cloth over him in his place on the shelf, but now you’ve got me re-thinking that. Like, maybe I’m not super invested in the character, but that DOES seem pretty cold. Almost outright rude. I mean, I don’t feel like any gratitude is owed, but I also feel like complete ingratitude just isn’t in my nature.

So now I think that, when I finish and put everything back in its place, I’ll probably try and give him some kind of face when I un-drape him. Like that one specific face you do when you’re out doing something and you see a coworker or someone who’s in one of your classes, you lift your eyebrows a little and kinda stretch your mouth like “I guess it would be rude to make eye contact with you and pretend I don’t recognize you, boy we sure are both shopping for groceries huh.” I feel like that’s sufficient, especially given that this is an alternate-universe version of the guy anyways.

being involuntarily animistic towards every single object is a tough life, man

That xenogon was absolutely worth BD’s still-redic post-discount price, it is hands-down one of the goddamn best things I own. Not toys, just things in general. House burning down? I’d run in and come out clutching this motherfucker all swaddled up tight in a blanket. “nick what’s that” no shh it’s not important