browsin amateur porn sites tryinna get off so I can get on with my life
find somebody who can’t stop gushing about how bad they fetishize u & how lucky you were you were born in this shitty body that causes you so much fucking pain because GODDAMN does it give him a boner
eat an entire box of legos
“butt stuff wouldn’t help your depression/anxiety spiral you dumb idiot” well guess what past me
tomorrow’s gonna fuckin suck
I wonder
tomorrow’s redic hours are gonna be another $70+ in my pocket, I’ve already paid at least half this month’s loans
I guess I could spend it one something nice huh
I bet I could spend it on a stupid custom-colored dinosaur dick FUCK YOU I HAVE SO LITTLE ALONE TIME DON’T JUDGE MY GODDAMN LIFE CHOICES
rubberbiskits replied to your post “website, don’t even bother pitching me a toy with a usable length less…”
holy crap im such a virgin i cant even fit that much :CCCCCC
I’m a size queen and I’m gross but I’m trying to at least be true to myself (and realtalk if I am gonna drop this much on one thing it better be worth my while)
anyway, send me to ice hell
rubberbiskits replied to your post: this. five years ago, if you told me …
me too with Bad Dragon :I
I feel like once you’re asking yourself questions about your ability to take any sort of knot, you have crossed a line that you can never uncross
this.
five years ago, if you told me I’d someday be spending decent amounts of time comparing fantasy dildos from different companies and thinking stuff like “yes, but I’m not 100% sure I could take that dinosaur knot” completely seriously, I would have just fucking left.
guess what I GOT TODAY
[VICTORIOUSLY SPIKES BOTTLE OF ASTROGLIDE ONTO THE FLOOR]
[IT BURSTS OPEN AND GETS ALL OVER THE TILE]
[I FALL AND AM NOW HORRIBLY INJURED]
I finally have a moment Alone for the first time since I got my job, but I have to leave in the morning to visit family and I don’t even know if I can muster up enough energy to get myself off
this is stupid I am going to do a nice thing for myself WHETHER OR NOT MY STUPID TIRED BODY THINKS I SHOULD
Posthole 